Hellos

Thanks yew for being welcome to my guest brogger. She is full of hots air and thanking you for your time of patience and polite audiences with her

i would like to be reporting that weather in my lands is very goot, and looking better :)

also, i will be goings on my first sails trip tomorrow. it is very excitables

Fried Farts With Ginger

Hie!

i'm a guest brogger.
i'm so thankings that my flan invited me to contributes to this brog.
he's my flan, but he's not swit like a flute flan which doesn't happen to be my favourite dezert.

wows, but i must say i'm very honoured to be his guest brogger. it makes me fill like a celebrity.

i'm having a bat so-much-ash (as pronounced by my thai tour guide) now. i think it's the coffee, for that is a laxative.

i hope i can get better by farting the night away.

And in case you're wondering what's with the title, well..i don't know. my dad came up with that.
Everytime i lunno what to eat, he'll tell me to eat that. Isn't he humour?

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bie!!

mittng ppl

Hello awls (p.s. not the carpentering tool)

i cannuck be slipping tonight for i am very excite over the events of tmr. what will i be dooins tmr? well i am mitting a girl!

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yes that is all. i am being forces to brog this by my other flan.

oh more informative? well, she n i will be having outdoor spots but she will be arrives at 9am, while me, bringing my grandma to run errants, will only be there at 12. that is sat

Hai

So the other daze, I gots a call from a educations institute in Singapoor and they were kin to hire me as a researchs in their economical departments. I'm quite eggcited, though I'm still kin to explore other options as a trader with the invest banks (US) or merchantile banks (UK).

However, this researching jops is attractive to my mind. And I'm don't put monies as the ultimate goal, unlike many Singapooreans (stupid with money is still a stupid). Did ewe know that a singer transpositions of the world "Goal" becomes GAOL. Plis be looking up what GAOL is. Too lazy? fine, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jail here it is

i would asks for yr lucky on tuesday, as that is my interviewing date, but i don't belief in luck. only larks. because larks can be proven to existing.

After showerings

I jus had my showers and am procrastinatings doing my online assessments for my jop applicating.

Recentsly, I saw a news repot by BBC about how Mr Obama the USA Presiding President cames to a press conferences with cupcakes and a candle becos one of the journalists is having her birtdays together with him.

Oh, here is the links http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/8184556.stm

I wishings that Singapore Presidents also just as cool but he seems to only celeblates the Singapore's Birthday (which is coming sun) by wavings to the crowt. No cupcakes.

Also, I wishings more to be that journalist to share a cupcakes with Mr Obama. He seems like a man who will chooses his cupcakes carefully. His cupcakes I will believe in.

These onlines tests are very times-consumption. Good think I can cuts-n-pasting a pre-fab resumes into various boxes and that is saving me lots of times that I can then use to read more sites like Reddit.

First posting

Hies

This brog will be a places for me to be writings my life's storeys.

I hopes you love the layouts, I cannuck standing the ones with brack background n white worts for they hurts my ice. After awhiles, the white worts seem to be appear on my brack room waals.

Anyway, I am currently a flesh gradulate and hunting for jops. My first few choices are Stlaits Times and Today Newspapers. If I having no choices, I will applai for The New Paper, but we all knowing that they are a boolshit paper only fit to sensationing stupid news and plinting useless call-in tips from bort aunties and unkers.

I will let ewe nice ridders know of my plogress, as well as mai daily mussings about this hort and fuckin humit plaice named Singapores